Recently discovered secret....
If you put chocolate milk into a travel coffee mug, the children don't know what you're drinking and they don't ask for some.
Make a note of this.
I think that's why people drink out of bottles wrapped in brown paper sacks on the street. They're pretty sure they're pulling a fast one over on all of us. We think it's some alcohol-laced elixir...but it could be the joke's on us. It's only orange juice.