Thursday, March 20, 2008

Dear Mr. Cable Internet Guy

Dear Mr. Cable Internet Guy,
Please fix the internet connection at my house. Now that you've come 3 times we've become good friends. However, this does not mean you can shirk your responsibilities to actually FIX the problem the next time you come.

Please fix the internet connection. I'm losing touch with the rest of the world.

Please fix the internet connection. I can't remember my google password because it's been so long since I used it.

Please fix the internet connection. By Blogging audience is anxiously waiting with bated breath for my next Redneck Reality. (This may end up being a Redneck Reality if this goes on much longer!)

Please fix the internet connection. Ginger is having a contest, and I have to see if I won.

Please fix the internet connection. The recipe I need to make Lemon bars is at www.smittenkitchen.com Easter won't be the same without it!

Please fix the internet connection. I've got people over at Craig's List waiting to hear back from me. How long will they wait before they sell my precious good deals to someone else?!

Please fix the internet connection. I download my bank statements almost daily. I can't even remember where I put my checkbook register. If I become overdrawn it's going to be all your fault.

Please fix the internet connection. Please. Please, please, please. Please.

1 comment:

Kelly said...

Please mr cable internet guy. I've been waiting since Saturday to hear a funny interesting story. I can't wait this long ya know! Please mr cable internet guy fix it before I have to call out the dogs in Texas and start leaving not so nice messages to your supervisor. I don't want to do it but I need my Jody fix!